May 27 04 "3 Cwoc's
in the new LFL,
Lingerie Footy League! Wow!"
Jerilee Woodford 32b-25-35 5¨6￣ from Harbour Main, Newfoundland is in
amongst the Cwoa's in this stunning
LA Temptation team photo. The other 2 Cwoc's coming soon.
a very new exciting section of MYKwebWORLD check out LFL webWORLD Click
here " Myk Aussie
04' "The BC Lions are in training camp but Pammy who was 1st
discovered at BC Lion Place leaves us to become a American! Lots new on Total-CFL.com
as the CFL training camps are underway! NFL Pro Bowl Cwoa Tina personally signed
was a sad day last week as the papers report that Pammy is leaving Canada
to become a US citizen. For a Pammy webWORLD update
the BC Lions Fan Fest last Sunday at Pammy's BC Place the BC Lions are
now in Kamloops, BC at their preseason training camp. Total-CFL.com is
the Best CFL Discussion/Argument/Friends Making Friends In the World and
it's starting to really fire up as the CFL teams are now in training
camps getting ready for the CFL 04 season starting in several weeks. I am
"banned" from the site that Moose and I run but I am especially
keen to help the Rookie Total-CFLers Discuss CFL against the Longtimer
Champ Total-CFLers. CFL Pacific card giveaways each week especially to
any newcomers that go at it HARD with the longtime legends. Click
Mates I still have some of
these awesome pictures personally signed by Cwoa Tina the #1 NFL Pro Bowl
cheerleader of 03 as voted on nfl.com to giveaway. Email me firstname.lastname@example.org"
May 7 04 "Sutter = Mr Bean! Flames are in! Hab's and Leafs gone! Flames vs Sharks, Lightening vs
Flyers are the 4 teams still in the race for the last as we know it Stanley Cup!" Myk Aussie
"Myk Aussie what do you think
Darryl Sutter = Mr Bean" Fortunato in Oiler Land, SportsRager
Very funny Fortunato. Darryl
Sutter is the current star coach of the Calgary Flames, Rowan the very funny
comedy man known as Mr Bean. You should go see go see where Oiler Babe is! It
seems her pussy is still crying" Myk
Collingwood from a Aussie mate!" Myk Aussie
Hmmm, very interesting!!!!!! It seems that while Wayne Carey has departed the
state, his spirit lives on down at Victoria Park.
Has anyone noticed why Nathan Buckley, despite having a hamstring injury has
been a no show on the footy show and various other media outlets..???
Well the rumour circulating at the moment is that Chris Tarrant has done a
"Carey" and was busted shagging Tania "G String" Buckley up a storm and it is
tearing the fabric down at Collingwood. Rumour has it that
Tarrant and his management are already in trade talks with Richmond and that
Buckley's life is in a mess.
It all fits into place perfectly, considering his lack of media appearances, you
would think that being injured you would have more time for this sort of stuff.
As well as this, President McGuire has concocted headlines about the Olympic
Park naming rights etc etc to take the focus off. The plot thickens" A Aussie
Wow! Thanks for that." Myk
"The 1st ever Total-CFL Radio show is coming!
Love making in Canada! Health Warning from Aussie Babe Al! Soccer, it's a girls
game! All Super Bowl MYKwebTV shows are now up except 1" Myk Aussie
Testing this Thursday night 8-9pm
BC Lions time, Pacific Nth American time. Wanna help! Wanna be one of the 1st ever guests on the show!
Email me if you want to be involved in testing from now until CFL
I need help to make this work! Tues 7-8pm BC Lions time is the
possible initial weekly time slot. Call Andrew 604 609-7736 ext 240 or
Do you or would someone you know be interested in advertising
on the Total-CFL Radio show, promote CFL to the World, $50-75 per week! Call Andrew 604 609-7736 ext 240 or
"Love Making In Canada! Myk
Aussie and Mates what a great picture I got recently up in the magnificent
mountains west of Calgary. Even the male bears know how to please" Cwoc Buffy
have a website if you don't have webTV? Myk's Design Services
"Health Warning! Did you know that in the human body
there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal
optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If
you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a
tear to your eye." Aussie Babe Al.
Al emailed me a few weeks ago and
said "Myk Aussie your new MYKwebTV using Clipstream Video is great. 1st time I
have ever been able to watch your shows. Guys seriously Clipstream is the best.
Microsoft Media Player has been good for me but some people can never get it
working. Now everyone can watch.
"Myk Aussie you always reckon
soccer is a bit of a girls game. Thought you and your mates would like this
great sexy picture" Arif Imran Kant, Cricket
Wow! Thanks for that Arif, Soccer
is a great game for girls! It's a good game for the softer football guys, but
hey playing any sport is good and it is the biggest sport in the World! The
Canadian Women's team is going great I know that.
All Super Bowl MYKwebTV shows are
now up except for 1. But that is Gabriel Morency's choice. I think I helped
Gabriel in some way but now the great babe MYKwebTV show will not be viewed. All MYKwebWORLD columns updated.
Hope you can join me daily on "Myk's News". Right hand top of mykaussie.com home
page" Myk Aussie
April 17 "Ricky Ray you
Grey Cup 2003
QB Champ & New
York Jet now that I've
leaving me & going to the big city you better Smack me real hard one last
time & then get the hell out of here!" Cwoa Kellie
16 04 "Car racing Cwoc!
Jesse Palmer ABC's the Bachelor reports! To the Melbourne AFL fan jerks that I had
the misfortune of running into late Saturday night n Vancouver
"Up your's! Crows rule, what goes around comes around, you
better watch out!"
"Myk Aussie & mates this Calgary Cwoc must have
pissed her pants going to fast!" Arif Imran Kant
Arif Imran or maybe the rich businessman offered her some Oil & Gas Calgary $$$
so that he can take her nickers home with him. Then he has something to think
about when he visits Mrs Palmer & her 5 daughters! Car Racing webWORLD is
updated regularly now thank's to Scott's great Nascar reports.
Jesse Palmer ABC's Bachelor
frustrated again so he visits Mrs Palmer & her 5 daughters! Mate I've been
reporting on CDN & now New York Giants Back up QB Jesse Palmer on NFL webWORLD.
Hope you enjoy my comedy style reports
from AFL webWORLD. Tues April 13 .... Mates if I didn't have a new exciting job here in Vancouver I would tell you &
the SportsRagers what happened Satudee night. It is a crazy story that the young wild listeners
& readers here would enjoy but a bit to risky for me to tell.
Put it this way lucky I didn't majorly hurt these Aussie Farkers or get majorly hurt myself by 5 of them & a subsequent possible Cop pounding.
" Myk "the proud Crow & Adelaide fella" Aussie
2 04 "Oh Britney, It seems Madonna got you going! Aussie footy photo from Imran
& tips!" Myk Aussie
Maniac Morency & I were out & about at the Massive Super Bowl Party look
at what I got to see & shootie. Cwoa Britney seems that Madonna tongue kiss
got you going. All Super Bowl MYKwebTV shows are now available. A 15 part show. Are
you a SportsRager! Those guys know where all the shows are.
Football League s all go, Rd 2 tips" Myk Aussie
AFL Aussie Rules Footy
webWORLD is one of my fav sections of MYKwebWORLD. Hope you can join me
bi-weekly. Link is on home page.
Rd 2 Tips with the help of Batman's in Melbourne
Melbourne Demons vs Richmond Tigers - Fri 2 Apr - 1:40 AM
Collingwood Magpies vs W. Bulldogs - Fri 2 Apr - 8:10 PM
Adelaide Crows vs Brisbane Lions - Fri 2 Apr - 8:40 PM
Essendon Bombers vs St Kilda - Sat 3 Apr - 1:10 AM
West Coast Eagles vs Port Adelaide Pap Smears - Sat 3 Apr - 1:40
Sydney Swans vs Fremantle Dockers - Sat 3 Apr - 7:10 PM
Carlton Blues vs Geelong Cats - Sat 3 Apr - 8:10 PM
Hawthorn vs Nth Melbourne Kangaroos - Sat 3 Apr - 8:10 PM
"Myk Aussie what's going on in
your rough & tough game? I didn't know they tried to rip your shorts off!" Arif
Imran Kant, Cricket webWORLD reporter.
Arif Imran it gets crazy out on the field of a Aussie Rules game. Thanks for the
photo. I bet the Cwoc's, Cwoa's
Aussie Babes & Poofters out there will enjoy this picture.
Do you follow the AFL & have ambitions to become a web Sports Caster? Email me
for details on writing a weekly AFL report for MYKwebWORLD. Be informative &
when it suits comedic. email@example.com
Mates Club News contd.... "Here's
an update on Calvin Murphy" Cwoa Belinda in Super Bowl 38
City, Houston for MYKwebWORLD.
Former Houston Rocket and NBA Hall-of-Famer Calvin Murphy is out of jail on
$90,000 bond after being indicted on three counts of aggravated sexual assault
on his own daughters. Prosecutors say five of Murphy's grown daughters ranging
in age from 20 to 27 are accusing their dad of sexually abusing them when they
were 14 years old and younger. Murphy played for the Rockets from the fall of
1970 until the early part of 1982. He was the teams leading scorer on the court
and holds \ the record for most points for a decade or more. He has been part of
their TV broadcast team since 1990.
Decided on this Crazy story only for Mates Club.
Cwoa Belinda was a big part in making the Super Bowl trip a success for the
SportsRage fella's & MYKwebWORLD. Thanks Belinda
always lots new all over MYKwebWORLD." Myk Aussie
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