Jan 22 04' "Super Bowl XXXVIII & MYKwebTV will be there! Batman's comments re Tragedy in the Cricket World as David Hookes one of the greatest
ever Sheffield Shield player is dead after being struck by a Bouncer "Prick
with Ears" in Melbourne! Australia wants Calgary Men's Sperm!" Myk Aussie
"Myk at Super Bowl in
Houston VHS & DVD available!" 1) Will include NFL Player, Cheerleader
& Fan interviews. 2) Me, Moose & Star SportsRage Montreal & Internet
radio host Gabriel Morency at the Media days & the Press Conference. 3) As
always lots of Comedy. Order Now! Email me for details. email@example.com
Contd from Cricket
sad news re David Hooke's
"Myk Aussie &
bouncers, they should lock him in a black hole and throw the key away!
Batman I agree re some/many of the Bouncers they can be real "Prick with
Ears" in Australia & over here. I know they have a job to do & many
guys drink happily & some times Maybe a bit too much booze but those Farkers
need to realize they can really hurt someone & as seen here kill someone. I
seen this Bouncer here in Stampeder Town nearly kill someone one night.
thanks for the picture. After
Batman my Melbourne Mate, his comments towards the Bouncer it seems we should
apply this picture here
a very recent article in The Calgary Herald. Australia appeals for Calgary
Sperm! Donors offered Free Holiday. Wanted sperm donors! Salary: A 2 week
holiday to Australia, all expenses paid, inc a medical! An Australian fertility
clinic is making waves in Calgary by advertising the holiday to men in exchange
for their sperm. Healthy donors must be 18-40 & make a deposit every 2
weeks., attend counseling sessions, submit to tests for HIV & hepatitis B
& C & be mentally fit, healthy.
apparently Aussies are getting that much sex with all the hot Babes we don't
need to donate sperm & also I did hear for legal reasons Aussie guys are
getting scared to donate. Apparently the kids can chase you once they turn 18
years old if you are the donor & thus legal daddy. The NSW fertility clinic
in Albury are the ones wanting the Canuck spoof &the ad was placed in the
Uni of Calgary student newspaper.
Wow! I think I need to be involved in this holiday, imagine being on the plane
& interviewing for MYKwebTV all "The Wanker Canucks". So Wanker #1
how was it getting paid to pull your Pecker? Who was your favorite centrefold to
Wank over? Then imagine being in the pub in Aussie with all these Canucks while
chasing & telling the Aussie Birds why we are here. Would be great MYKwebTV
& I'm sure the Aussie babes will feel a little sorry for the Wankers &
offer the real thing to the Cool Wanker Canucks. More on this story "To
Come" This story reminds me of a SANFL Woodville Warriors footy trip
meeting we had. We were all wondering how to raise $$$ so Mongo from Darwin says
"Lets all go to the sperm bank. We get $50 for each donation."
Everyone cracked up laughing."
"Myk's Design Services" Why have a website if you don't have
webTV? I can schedule in your company over the next 6 mths if you are in
the US, Canada or Australia!!!!! It's great for your business.
this link is only in your Mates Club email.
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18 04, "Oh wow PAM &
Lizzy! Pammy MYKwebTV! Star
San Fran 49er QB Jeff Garcia in some trouble!" Myk Aussie
Aussie your Vancouver Island Cwoc girlie Pammy is still looking incredibly sexy,
her girlfriend, Lizzy wow!" Imran Kan't, MYKwebWORLD Cricket reporter
For enlarged view Click
Imran Kan't MYKwebWORLD Cricket reporter great photography the other week by the
boys. You know Pammy drives me Crazy. Liz is also one of the very best famous
babes out there. Check out me & DJ Jay on the Pammy Hunt, this weeks
that at our mechanical engineering training we had to load those strong PAM
unit's into the machines & then plumb & wire them up. We had to be very
careful with the PAM units, I just kept thinking of Pammy. Heading to LA next
week, try & get my 1st ever real life Pammy MYKwebTV interview. Coming soon
"Myk's Engineering World"
Contd from NFL
webWORLD on mykaussie.com Jan 15..........
during NFC practice
sessions. Even had beers with Jeff & Tyrell Owens & Mic Morreale the CFL
star at the beach bar while we were chasing Cwoa's in Honolulu. This was during
the afternoons or evenings NFC AFC & NFC practice sessions were in the
mornings 8-11ish. Check out Jeff Garcia in last weeks NFL Pro Bowl 02 "Myk's
Mates Club MYKwebTV".
CFL webWORLD... Marcus Crandell got married during the CFL 03 season. Crazy! I'm
a big fan of Marcus but golden the rule if you're an Aussie, Don't get married
in the footy season. Did this effect Marcus's play, probably. See ya next week
from Super Bowl XXXVIII Houston.
Ricky Ray update
you better hurry up & throw it seeing you're getting married Saturday! Plummer
fails in Playoffs! Come on Ricky Ray you star CFL
Grey Cup 2003
QB Champ "Smack
Me!" I know you can throw a great
pass! I seen ya down here in BroncoLand the other week. We want you! " Cwoa Kellie " Myk
Please do not forward this on. Tell your mates to email me for a Mates Club
trial" Myk Aussie
Mon, Jan 12 04 "Oh no the Croc ate da
For enlarged view
"Oh no he's done it this
time." Myk Aussie
compliments of my Aussie Sth Gawler & Darwin footy mate.
Confirmed MYKwebTV will be at Super Bowl XXXVIII!
Yeh Yeh Yeh Moose &
I will again be at this years Super Bowl for MYKwebTV, Feb 1 in Houston. Super Bowl XXXVIII
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service that you would like to promote to the massive United States,
Canadian & Australian Sports market please contact me for
excellent investment details
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In a week or two I will be appearing on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live in LA. This very
popular late night TV show is seen by in excess on 3 million Nth Americans &
hosted by the former Man Show co-host Jimmy Kimmel. This TV appearance along
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Super Bowl in Houston & then hopefully to my 4th NFL Pro Bowl in Hawaii.
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