30 '03 "New Myks Rodeo MYKwebTV as we gear up for this years Calgary
Stampede! Pammy was on Jay Leno's show Wednesday night but showing
no cleavage at all! Pammy Happy 36th Birthday Tuesday July 1st Canada Day! CFL
update as Rd 2 is underway! Myks Music MYKwebTV coming this week! CFL Rd
3 tips!" Myk
Mates this week is the
start of the "Largest Outdoor Show In The World" THe Calgary Stampede
& I can't wait. I have just reloaded great MYKwebTV from the 2002 event
which includes my 1 on 1 interviews with the $50K winner of the Bareback Code Jessee. Click here
Coming later in the week Pt 2 as me & Jerry Nuffy web Sports Cast the
amazing Chuck wagon races. Unreal close up action of this our equal fav event.
webWORLD update Click
New June 28
BC Lions MYKwebTV featuring Myk, Pammy & Mr Viagra Click
Me & Mooses Friends Of The
CFL, USA webWORLD
"Myk's Music MYKwebTV" will amaze you this week when I launch it
in "Myk's Mates Club" as I get fighting Bif Naked with me new Swollen
Member mates. Yep me 1 on 1 with Cwoc Big Naked & backstage with the very
hot CDN Band The Swollen Members" Myk Aussie
Thurs, June 26 '03 "Friends of the CFL down there in the US it was a Big
Big Battle Of Alberta tonight as the Edmonton Eskimos comeback with 24
unanswered points to win 34-24 over the Calgary Stampeders the 2001 Grey Cup
Champions!" Myk Aussie
For a detailed
report especially for our US CFL Mates that unfortunately couldn't watch
the game check out "Me & Mooses Friends Of The CFL, USA webWORLD
Pammy update coming Friday
June 27 "
June 25 '03 "CFL
Rd 1 Total-CFLwebTV Grey Cup 2002 repeat & me & Fanny Anny were there!
CFL & AFL tips! $200 Total-CFL package to be given away in 2 weeks,
seriously if you like footy & hot ladies watch the PC TV you will like it!
Rate my videos to have a chance of winning! Angela Pro Bowl 2003 fav!" Myk Aussie
It was a great start to
the CFL season & what a wild time me & Cwoc Fanny Anny had in Edmonton.
Check out this 14 min 2 Part Total-CFLwebTV show. Includes great 1 on 1
Alouettes player interviews & "some" CFL game action.
CFL week 2: Calgary
Stampeders at Edmonton
Eskimos (could go either way) No, Winnipeg Blue
Bombers at Ottawa
Renegades Yes , BC Lions at Sask
Roughriders Yes (another
tough one), Hamilton
Tiger Cats at Toronto Argonauts. Yes
AFL week 14:
Wow tough week of tipping in the AFL this week especially from 1/2 way across
the world but here goes.
St Kilda vs Essendon
- Fri 4 Jul - 1:40 AM Hawthorn vs W. Bulldogs - Fri 4 Jul - 8:10 PM
Fremantle vs Brisbane - Fri 4 Jul - 9:40 PM Kangaroos vs
Collingwood - Sat 5 Jul - 1:10 AM Adelaide vs Richmond - Sat 5 Jul - 1:40
AM Sydney vs West Coast - Sat 5 Carlton vs Melbourne - Sat 5 Jul -
8:10 PM Geelong vs Port Adelaide - Sat 5 Jul - 8:10 PM
of areas of MYKwebWORLD updated. Check out "Myk's fighting webWORLD" Click
CFLwebWORLD Click here MLB Baseball
webWORLD updated as me SportsRage mate MikGazStation to stir up trouble
in Cowtown Click
be replayed soon MYKwebTV of Pro Bowl 2003: As we get ready for the NFL season
one of mine & Mooses very fav NFL 2003 Pro Bowl cheerleaders was Angela from
the Atlanta Falcons. Angela was seen in me footy shows over the past weeks but
here's a link to some of the great photos from Pro Bowl on the Falcons site. I
must have been not faraway when these pics were taken.
See ya next week" Myk Aussie
June 20 '03 "Australian
brothel offers pensioners discount story from Wed below makes Jay Leno's comedy
news intro, Thanks Bazza! AFL Rd 13 tips! To Marcus Crandell! " Myk Aussie!
Bazza used your story on "Myk's Mates Club News". Thanks the story was on Jay
Leno show last night.
The program Producer & I believe Jay as well are viewing my 8 min "Myk as Bill
Cliton" real soon.
Now that would be big. "Myk Aussie on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".
Jay got the 8 min 14-16+ version me Canuck mates & Cwoc's had alot of fun
with Monika & Pammy that night. The Witch & her broom exciting Monika
was very funny, Mark The Hulk & Paul from Vegina were Best On Ground efforts
that night as well.
All I know is Jay will laugh his head off at this tape. I laugh at Jay every
night so hopefully he enjoys mine & me Canuck mates humor.
From the AFL.com.au Myk you
are ranked 9,155 out of 54,437 tippers in the AFL competition.
AFL Rd 13 tips
Essendon vs Geelong - Fri 27 Jun 1:40 AM Port Adelaide vs
Sydney - Fri 27 Jun - 7:40 PM Melbourne vs St Kilda - Fri 27 Jun - 8:10
PM W. Bulldogs vs Collingwood - Sat 28 Jun - 1:10 AM Brisbane vs
Richmond - Sat 28 Jun - 1:10 AM Hawthorn vs Fremantle - Sat 28 Jun - 7:10
PM Carlton vs Adelaide - Sat 28 Jun - 8:10 PM West Coast vs
Kangaroos - Sat 28 Jun - 9:40 PM
CFL News/Muck up! An
email I sent to Marcus Crandell star Stampder QB today.
did you see the Safeway advert on TV with you in it ?
spelt your name wrong "Crandall" that's crazy.
Wed June 18 '03 "Australian
brothel offers pensioners discount!
Stamps blow a good CFL size 1/2 time lead & the Al's
win in OT in Calgary! I am awake finally after I cause trouble with Sth
Aussie radio 3.30am! Me Mate Jerry Nuffy escorted out by the Calgary Cops,
now that was funny!
Welcome to Stampeder Town Dave Sanchez you star! I celebrate
yet again with Anwar & the Al's but this time in me home town! Oldpaint,
Sugarfoot & I share a pre game chat with the FTroop! Sugarfoot Total-CFLer's
& CFL expert's report! $200 Total-CFL e-Store package up for grabs this
week! For the full report from last night
Bazza me Aussie internet owner & Calgary Stampede mate.
Australian brothel offers
pensioners discount! It can
be hard trying to live on a pension, especially for frequent visitors to the
Viper Room, a brothel in the Australian city of Brisbane. So owner Neil
Campbell hopes to encourage his more elderly clientele by offering them a 5%
I think his sales have been down since the old fella's discovered Viagra. I
seriously heard everyone's running around real happy at Old Folks Homes these
days." Myk Aussie
"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club
June 16, "The 2003 CFL season is less than 24 hrs away! I interview
Sugarfoot Total-CFLer today for Total-CFLwebTV & it up now! More new
Total-CFLwebTV as I interview the Alouettes Champs with their brand new
Grey Cup rings, Calgary Airport Sundee night!" Myk Aussie
Moose's detailed 2003 CFL team by team reports on "Friends Of The
CFL, USA"! As always but especially of late there is unreal Total-CFL
footy talk on the "Biggest & Best CFL
Discussion/Argument/Friends making Friends In The World" Total-CFL
A $200 e-Store package to be given away this Saturdee. Rate the Total-CFLwebTV
shows to be in it. Anyone visiting MYKwebWORLD & Total-CFLwebWORLD
can rate them & win! See ya at Stamps vs Al's Tuesdee night!" Myk
14, 2003 "Lay Leno was in great form all week as he again
rips into Billy, Hillary & Monika! AFL, Aussie Rules Footy Tips Rd12! CFL
1 tips! Mad Cow update! $200 e-Store giveaway next week!" Myk Aussie
Hillary's new book is out,
millions of American's are lining up at the stores to buy it & continue to
read about Billy Clinton & his pussy adventures. Hillary reckon's she wanted
to wring Bill's neck when he finally admitted to her he was taking Monika's
clothes off in the White house.
a result I just gotta bring back the MYKwebTV shows this week of "Me as
Bill Cliton with Monika & Pammy". Here's some great pictures from the
very big night.
Click on the pictures
for the enlarged version & detailed description
Me as Bill Cliton with Monika as I prepare with camera in hand for the CFL game
Lions vs Ticats, Halloween 2000 at Pammy's BC Place. Monika is already helping
herself as best she does.
Right: After the CFL game at Pammy's BC Place I share Monika with me Italian
mate at the party at The Palace in Shawnessy.
of the party goers had fun with Monika. Billy Cliton then dumps Monika as his
other girlfriend of the night Pammy Lee Anderson Harrison arrives at the party.
week an amazing 2 part MYKwebTV show of "Me as Bill Cliton with Monika
& Pammy, Halloween 2000, Vancouver BC." If you haven't seen these
MYKwebTV shows before you will be amazed at what I got up to on this great
Me AFL, Aussie Rules Footy
Rd12 tips. Wow! The
Essendon Bombers & Nth Melbourne Kangaroos play at a weird time. 1.40 am
Fridee. That's gotta be tough???
vs Nth Melbourne - Fri 13 Jun - 1:40 AM St Kilda vs Port Adelaide -
Fri 13 Jun - 7:10 PM Richmond vs Carlton - Fri 13 Jun - 8:10 PM W.
Bulldogs vs Sydney - Sat 14 Jun - 1:10 AM Fremantle vs Geelong -
Sat 14 Jun - 1:40 Brisbane vs West Coast - Sat 14 Jun - 7:10 PM Collingwood
vs Hawthorn - Sat 14 Jun - 8:10 PM Adelaide vs Melbourne - Sat 14 Jun -
Well the Batmans
has gone for the same eight as me. Batman
Magpie from Melbourne has
gone for the Adelaide Crows but thinks the Melbourne Demons are a chance. Batmans
could well be right as the Crows have been "up & down" lately a
bit like Wayne Carey was on his mates wife awhile back." Myk Aussie
CFL 2003 Rd 1 season starts
Tuesdee night here in Stampeder Town & it's a tough round to tip! Several
games could go either way as you will see by our different tips below. Here's me
& Moose me Nth American Football expert tips
Myk Aussie tips
Tues. Montreal Alouettes
@ Calgary Stampeders,
pick: Stampeders by 3. No
Roughriders @ Toronto
Argonauts, pick: Roughriders
by 7 Yes
pick: Renegades by 10 Yes
Winnipeg Blue Bombers@ B.C Lions, pick: Bombers by 13 Yes
Sat. Montreal Alouettes @ Edmonton
Eskimos, pick: Eskimos
by 17 No
fearless CFL tips
Alouettes by 4,
Roughriders by 11,
Lions by 9, Eskimos
From me Total-CFL post re
SportsRage chat & Mad Cow update:
Green Is The Colour That's
what Gabriel said "Hogtown"
Mad Cow. I wrote about this a couple of weeks ago & now I know it's true
seeing there has only been one Mad Cow found. I knew it was CCAwoc. I am partly
to blame for the Mad Cow & thus the ruining of Alberta Beef industry.
when me & Fanny Anny Thraxy drove from Calgary to Eskimoland to the Western
Final in 2001 I stupidly took me crazy girl at the time CCAwoc with us.CCAwoc
was driving me & Fanny Anny nuts & I was about to drop her off at the
crzy home in Pokona up there near Eskimoland.
instead I pulled over on the road kicked her out of me car & said "CCAwoc
go for a walk & go talk to that cow. He'll listen to you. I'm sick of your
CCAwoc stormed out of me car & went & talked to this lone cow in the
paddock. A few miuntes later the Cow was going crazy.
CCAwoc sent one lone cow Mad. 1
1/2 years later this cow that CCAwoc talked to has now stuffed up the Alberta
beef. Sorry Alberta people
it was partly my fault.
$200 e-Store Package
giveaway this Saturdee! Mates I am giving away a $200
e-Store package next week. Rate my MYKwebTV shows this week & or help
"Spread the Word" to qualify.
Some TotalCFLers are in the early lead to win this package.
See ya next week. I am 90% sure I'll have some Big Big Big News!" Myk
Aussie!" Jim Lang, Rogers Sportsnet
I just wanted to send a
quick note and compliment you on your outstanding work on your
websites....Especially total-cfl.com and mykaussie.com
Long live the CFL and Myk Aussie" Jim Lang, Rogers Sportsnet
"Thanks Jim, much appreciated. For details on Jim & his career Click
7, 2003 "I talk lots of Total-CFL on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage last
night, The Team Montreal! Daily reports from the past week below, have a
read!" Myk Aussie
Mates massive Total-CFL loaded
reports below from the past week. But also as Moose & I get ready for the
NFL season & here's one of me very favorite MYKwebTV NFL Pro Bowl 2003
cheerleaders Cwoa Sarah Reichert from Darren Bennett's San Diego Chargers. I'm
sure Sarah would enjoy a day snow skiing up here in magnificent Western Canada. Click
here" Myk Aussie
Why have a
website if you don't have webTV? MYKwebWORLD Design Services
6, 2003 "Now only available to Myk's Mates Club. AFL, CFL & NFL
tips! Special AFL tipster this week & for the rest of the year is
Magpie!" Myk Aussie
AFL results. Myk you are ranked 8,34 out of 53,532 tippers in the AFL
AFL, & upcoming CFL & NFL tips only on "Myk's Mates Club as
of this week. Join now as I have some unreal CFL & NFL experts
helping me with tips. If you are a betting man at all it will be worth
the "Buck A Week". I 100% believe we will make you
$$$$$. Me NFL tipsters are lead by Sammy Sasktoon
& his PSD, Points Spread Database System & Moose me Nth American
Footy expert. CFL will be lead by Moose & Jerry Nuffy. I know what
I'm doing in the CFL & NFL as well but appreciate some of the very
Best NFL & CFL advise out there.
Wayne "stick it
where you shouldn't" Carey is back after injury & will line up at Full
Forward for the Adelaide Crows! Interesting to note the AFL reckon some of these
games are being played at 1.10AM, Wow that is going to be tough on the players
Kangaroos by 17 vs Richmond - Fri 6 Jun - 1:40 AM Hawthorn vs Adelaide
- Fri 6 Jun - 8:10 PM St Kilda vs Brisbane - Sat 7 Jun - 1:10 AM Sydney
vs Essendon - Sat 7 Jun - 1:20 AM Port Adelaide vs Fremantle - Sat
7 Jun - 7:10 PM Geelong
vs Carlton - Sat 7 Jun - 8:10 PM West Coast vs W. Bulldogs - Sat 7 Jun -
9:40 PM Melbourne vs Collingwood - Sun 8 Jun - 8:10 PM
As above except the Batman
Magpie from Melbourne has
gone for Swans
over the Bombers.
Batmans is a legend in
Lionland in Melbourne. He is resting up a bit since his wild days with Robin
& the Batmobile. Running Bar Open & The Pony in Melbourne Batmans
as his colours would suggest is a mad Black
& White Collingwood
Good luck to Wayne Carey this week on the field. Who cares what he does off the
field we got him in Adelaide to win us footy matches & especially finals.
Hopefully Wayne is not getting quichies at lunch & not sticking it where he
CDN Aussie Rules Footy carnival in Calgary featuring MYKwebTV stars the Calgary
Kangaroos lead by Skipper Troy Rose coming July." Myk Aussie
is available to web Sports cast your upcoming Sports event in Canada, US or
Australia! April 27 Myk was at Big White web Sports Casting the Ski 2
Sea event. For more details. Click
5, 2003 "Myk Aussie thats funny! Speak to you later in the week."
Gabriel Morency, The Team, Montreal
Email Myk Aussie to
Gabriel: "I'm in
trouble again ! Gabriel I gotta get out of here !!!!!
Got in trouble again tonight on very very conservative Calgary radio. Re saying
shit in below.
"Wow Mark Steven, Joe Fleming pounded Dave Dickenson so hard no doubt
something like "There you go Dave take that! Welcome back to CFL after your
NFL holiday/experience!" Wow what a hit it was! Lucky Wally was wearing
Black as he would have shit himself!
As Wally yells out "Oh no! Dave's ex team mates want to really hurt him out
there. Steve lets get Dave outta there before we loose him for the year". Dave
comes off & it's Damon no it's not it' #16 Casey Printers the program says
now at QB.
Gabriel can't you say shit on CDN radio ? Apparently not out here." Myk
Myk Aussie in Business In Calgary
June 4, 2003 "Stamps defense beat up on Dave Dickenson as the 2001 Grey Cup
Champs the Calgary Stampeders defeat the 2000 Grey Cup Champs the BC Lions
26-19 at McMahon Stadium on a cloudy windy night in Calgary!
Cwoc Tania former Outrider star stands me up again & attends the game with her
Stamps legend fan & Total-CFLer likes what he sees!
Marcus & his 2 backups looked great! Joe Fleming pounded Dave Dickenson so
hard no doubt saying something like "There you go Dave take that! Welcome back to CFL
after your NFL holiday/experience!" Wow what a hit it was! As Wally yells
out "Oh no ! Dave's ex team mates
want to really hurt him out there. Steve lets get Dave outta there before we loose him
for the year". Dave comes off & it's Damon no it's not it's #16
Casey Printers the program says now at QB.
to see the Stamps players making Wally feel at home though. As a welcome back
for Wally they wore there Black
away pants cause they knew Wally would be wearing his nice new Black
jacket. That was kinda nice by the
What's with that,
wearing there away pants at home ? I personally like
& White Stampeders
but after the game Duncan Crazy Kicker says "No way Myk Aussie. I love the Black
pants & they feel better on as well. The material feels real nice".
"Duncan is that what most of the Stamps players reckon" "I think
probably yes Myk Aussie"
to see Mike Myers as Dr Evil was there & so was John Travolta, the new
crystal clear Jumbotron was great to re watch any plays I missed, Ralph the Dog
was up to his old tricks again as he danced & pranced around the BC Lions
bench, I laughed my head off as the crowd's cheers helped "the blindfolded on field
competition guy" crash straight into the goal post on his way to the end
The young fella on the gate reckons I made up my NFL Pro Bowl media pass on the
computer but it was all OK as I had already gladly bought a $50 ticket for $15 from me
new BC Lions Fans to show my support for Mr Rooke & his marketing
As I prepare to go on Mark Sport Steven QR77 post game radio show I run into
former star Outrider Cwoc Tania & her Cwoc friend! Wow, Tania must have
wanted to see me after all! Sorry Mark got Cwoc sidetracked but I'm gonna call
in tonight & rip into the host last night Billy I think re complaining about Bob & Wally holding
on to Damon & having double standards seeing Lions complained re Stamps
wanting something for Wally.
To the UCPWETPSK
New Stamps Boss Fred is
a man of his word & attends Oldpaint's massive Tailgate Party! Fred also
attends Mooses with the Stamps Fans, players & Cwoc's after the game! I
went & reintroduced meself to Fred & congrat's him on a good win.
With a big friendly smile Fred Fateri says "Myk I told you awhile back I'd
put a good team out there"
Welcome to Calgary Mr Fateri.
Many UCPWETPSK media people here still continue daily to rip
into the FTroop. I quite like the
new US businessmen Stamps owners & the new coach Jim Barker.
I am media, that's what the top NFL officials say I am which is
nice to know! I better tell Fred that the NFL likes me when I ask him what he thinks about Total-CFLwebTV?
"Myk Aussie your not
telling us something here, what's up with you! I thought you were going so well
in Calgary. You keep telling me your mates with Marcus, Duncan, Freddy, Aldi but
your holding back ?????" Moose, President Friends Of The CFL, USA
Eric the Sun I like your writing but very few fans booed QB Kevin in my part of
the stand. I agree with Stamps Fan Phil, Kevin can play & will be a good
back up this year. 68 TD passes we are told he had at Steve Young's NCAA Uni. I even thought Kevin was Doug Flutie out there ducking,
weaving & scrambling as he had to at times especially against the stiff
Congrats to Mike & the old fella that cut his big Stamps beard! They were the winners of the Calgary
Sun & or Herald Tailgate Party of the night. They even got a nice trophy. Wow who's
great idea was that I wonder probably Oldpaints.
The new Total-CFLwebWORLD is all go.
Sugarfoot has a great Stamps game report there right now.
here " Myk
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