10, 08, New 08
Calgary Stampede TV!
Mates you should especially enjoy the funny crazy TV show from Stampede of the
hot babe getting caught in the mend dunny. The 1st 3 TV shows on this section of
Jan 20 06
Clinton and his famous Cigar!
A very funny Super Bowl
story from Cwoc Buffy!"Myk Aussie
This great sexy Cwoa picture with a cigar was sent to me recently. It reminded
me of Billy Clinton and his famous Cigar story with Monika. If you haven't seen
this before I hope you enjoy my "Myk as Bill Cliton with Monika MYKwebTV
shows from Halloween" a few years ago.
" Myk Aussie
Buffy "Men, .... take heed, ..... you cannot win as you go to Super Bowl!
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the
station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the
men. "Watch and learn," answers one of the women. They all board the train. The
three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet
together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a
crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it
and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea.
After the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man. "Watch
and learn," answer the women. When they board the train, the three men cram
themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and
walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their
door and says, "Ticket, please."
And I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than
women!!" Cwoc Buffy
"Very funny Buffy!
" Myk Aussie
Tues Jan 17 06 "Why
Older Chicks Rule
from Cwoc Buffy! Cougars they are called in Canada!" Myk Aussie
"Myk Aussie thought you'd enjoy
this!" Cwoc Buffy.
"Yes I suppose I should post something that the Cwoc's and
Cwoa's might enjoy as well. Thanks Buffy. This is very good and true as I don't
mind a Cougar!" Myk
From Cwoc Buffy "This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for
those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
50's...AND 60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women
who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she
is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what
you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the
opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her
friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman
over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a
jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free",
here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because
women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Jan 12th 06
"The Calgary Cwoc I meet at
the Supermarket yesterday? Is Paris Hilton a Cwoa?" Myk
I was shopping here in Calgary
yesterday and met a beautiful Sports/Fitness Cwoc at the checkout. We had a
great chat. She was dressed amazingly, her figure was 10 out of 10 and she hat a
great sports cap on as well. Then I was sent this photo today. It's not her but
it reminded me so much that I thought I'd post it here on Mates Club anyway.
Calgary Cwoc's with 10 out of 10 figures is definitely not something you see
every day not like BC, Canada.
contd from Myk and Cwoa's webWORLD......I'm still thinking of Crazy Cwoa Paris
Hinton and her stupid "That's Hot" trademark and thinking Paris needs a Silicon
titty jobby. She would then end up with rippa's like this babe above. These
above look el natural though? Paris was at the Super Bowl in Houston. I didn't
see her but I'm sure Gabriel Morency chatted up her sister" Myk
Jan 7th 06
"The Fanny! Was the real
Pamela Anderson wearing a thong? Why it seems I and MYKwebTV won't be at the
Australia Week in LA in January and the AFL Swans vs Roos Aussie Rules Footy
game! Aussie Companies Come on get with it!!!!!!" Myk
Left: A great picture sent to me of 3 Cwoc's fannies! Seems they are enjoying having a grab!
Right: Wow, another great fanny and thong pic sent to me!
This still amazes me. The
Fanny in Nth America is the bum where as in Australia it is the Front of the Bum
or the Map of Tassie.
Make sure to check out my Mates Club MYKwebTV
here as I zoom in
on the real Pamela Anderson's fanny to see if she is wearing a g-string or as
they called it over here in Canada "a thong." Damn this is confusing a thong to
a Aussie is what we wear on our feet in the summer. Pamela even turns around and
points at me as if she new I was still filming here and zooming in on her
The upcoming Australia Week and
AFL Swans vs Ros game. To Grilla, Aussie Radio Champ and US Footy Nationals
I worked really hard on getting to LA from Oct till Dec 23rd. The proposal I did
was presented at the Australia Week Committee by a lady from Tourism Australia.
A top lady at Qantas in LA also helped me. I tried to get Wolf Blass to help me
get there with Advertising/Sponsorship but no luck. They are the major sponsor
and they also advertise heavily on CDN TV at the moment so again a perfect fit
to advertise on MYKwebTV.
My proposal was very unique and I believe no other Aussie Sports person in the
World could have offered what I did to them. Basically it said they paid me $25
US a hour up to 30 hrs a week from Dec through to Jan 15 and I get appts and
then guest spots on many sports radio stations in California as "Myk Aussie the
Sports/Media/Comedy Guy". Once I am on as a guest I am allowed to promote one
thing free and I would promote Australia Week to millions of Californians on
these guest spots. All they are paying is the time for me to organize these
appts and the time that I'm on the air, normally they like me so much I'm on for
15-20 minutes at a time.
But typical crap I got to put up with selling. The lady at Australia Week said
the committee was very impressed with my proposal but no marketing $$$. What a
lot of bullshit that is. The proposal was written to Australia Week Committee
and any Australian companies involved.
If I was on the committee from Wolf Blass, Fosters, Qantas, VB, etc etc I would
have said "Yep I will sponsor this Aussie guy up there in CDN promoting Aussie
Rules Footy and Australia to the US. Wow look what this guy has been doing for
the past 5 years!"
I know how to sell but this really annoyed me as I contd on saying I keep doing
these radio spots up to and throughout Super Bowl week. Thus a Australian
company would get incredible value sponsoring me and advertising because I have
the ability to get on 99% of sports
radio stations in the US talking sport and Australia. I had a huge 20 minute
segment on Austin Texas sports radio several weeks ago.
I also proposed to Australia Week that I broadcast Live to the World from
Australia -Week with Clipstream Live software that I sell. Amazing I can do a
Live TV show Full Screen on the Internet. Basically I interview people, sport
So unfortunately if I don't close a deal between now and the end of January I
may miss my 1st Super Bowl in 4 years and seems definitely missing Australia
Week. I spent a lot of $$ recently for the CFL Grey Cup editing etc but it was
worth it as now I have the real Pamela
Anderson on my TV show that people will watch and like for years to come.
What I need to do now is have my sister or someone in Australia really target
Australia companies for me selling me as "Myk Aussie the Sports/Comedy/Media
Guy" and what I do. I'm thinking of coming back to Sydney and staying at my
sisters from Feb to May to do this myself and then back to Vancouver for 06 BC
I'm keeping this email for sure as I know some boss in Australia will read this
and sponsor/advertise on my TV shows soon.
I have work here in late January to host a new sports show on CDN National TV to
do with CDN University Sports so that will be another good break for me. The
people are rich that I'm working with.
Wolf Blass and any company involved in Australia Week have missed a huge
opportunity in me promoting their event at a amazingly cheap price to millions
of Californian sports radio people. One guy I know from Super Bowl who is a boss
of a Sports Agency said he was going to
the AFL game and the Australia Week after I spoke to him once.
I'm adding this now email now to my "Myks Mates Club" Column. Have you read and
seen those TV shows, age rated funny stuff a bit of Tit and Ass and funny sexy
pic's etc. The Titty Nipple Rub at the end of the Grey Cup Best 7 mins is
"Happy New Years mates!
Update on my getting King Hit and Booted in Calgary!" Myk Aussie
Me and legend Woodville Warrior Ralphy "Zip Zap" Sewer Fighting/Arm
Wrestling in front of a great crowd on a boat cruise in Perth Western
Australia. I made a mistake last Friday night, going to a nightclub late
at night on my own. The 4 Aholes would not have been game to take me on
if I had some legend Warriors with me.
Fighting in Calgary!
contd from Tues Dec 27.
So I went to the Tequila nightclub on Wednesday this week and chatted to one of
the bouncers who then took me up to meet one of the bosses. The boss was very
good to deal with. He mentioned to me how the bouncers said I wasn't causing
trouble. So PJ the boss then views the video tape of the night and says they
have the guys getting kicked out but the apparent 16 camera's just missed the
bit where I was King hit and booted in the face. I'll be getting a copy of this
footage from the boss. He says it shows me just dancing a bit causing no
trouble. Yep I knew it these Aholes who I believe are "new to Canada" saw that I
was on my own.
The bouncers know who
the main guy is.
The many MYKwebTV shows will shortly be going to Myk's
Mates Club and DVD only. I have hours of Free video on MYKwebWORLD, this will be
changing in early 06 so Mates Club will be Bigger and Better.
Have a great New Years Eve and hopefully no Fighting for me. Some new Cwoc
loving here in Calgary is what I'm hoping for. Heading to The Whiskey Club with
a group of 15 to 20 so should be safe and fun. I know one thing there are some
Hottie Cwocs that go there. Some great Cwoc pic's here in the Gallery section
" Myk Aussie
Tues Dec 27, 05
"Fighting Friday night in
Calgary! ABC Australia Prick with Ears Media Guy at the San Diego Super Bowl
continued" Myk Aussie
Fighting in Calgary!
I was at this club
called Tequila, got there at like 1-1.30am Friday night to see Steph my Cwoc
friend from Vancouver who is a barmaid there. 4 guys were looking for a fight
and all I remember is one of them hassling me next minute I'm on the floor and
got boots to the head. Tonnes of blood over my Super Bowl 05 shirt. Chipped 2 of
my teeth and a big cut on my chin. Got stitches next day but should have
got them that night. I've been thinking about what to do and I decided last
night to not take no crap. I'll go meet the owner of the bar and see what I can
work out with him.
Cwoc Steph the barmaid said she didn't see it and she also said there were 3
fights there that night and they didn't have enough bouncers there.
I'll make a video and go on sports radio here with Mark Stevens the sports guy
that likes me calling in and I'll bag the bar on his show. Stuff them. I'm sick
working hard here in Canada and then shit like this happens. Hey I'm no angel
but I'm not letting this one just go away. Damn a lady sues a donut company for
millions for her coffee spilling on her leg after the lid was not put on
properly in the Crazy USA system so I need to
follow up on this. I just want my teeth and chin fixed as I am in Calgary for
filming for the upcoming CIS based CDN TV show. This could be a interesting upcoming Myk's
Mates Club TV show to see what the outcome is. I filmed from outside the club
yesterday. You can check out Cwoc Steph as
Lola under "Dream Girls" at www.dreamgrls.com
From NFL webWORLD today.
ABC Australia Prick with Ears Media Guy at the San Diego Super Bowl. I'm
going to dig his business card and email the guy saying how I wrote about him
for everyone to read the Prick with Ears which is a Dickhead if you don't
understand that Aussie saying.
You know it drives me nuts all the promotion I do of sport over here in Nth
America and I get no help from Australia companies other than a few people that
know me and what I am doing. Someday soon Aussie's other than Batman's in
Melbourne, Garth Kramer Wright at APRS Aussie Babe Alison and my family will
realize that I have a "TV station" and anyone in the Whole Wide World can
watch! My MYKwebTV can also be watched full screen on a TV by running it through
the PC but that doesn't even matter as a PC is the same if not better than a TV
screen anyway. The upcoming Australia-Week in LA in January again I got no help
after the Australia Week committee was very impressed with my detailed
professional proposal. So it looks like I unfortunately I won't be promoting the
Roo's vs Swans AFL game to the World. I'm just going to look at the great pic's
below remember my great time at Super Bowl in Houston in which I promoted
Australia and Aussie Rules Footy to many US radio and TV stations, then I'll be
happy for a bit after my unfortunate Fighting Friday Night." Myk Aussie
Dec 23, 05
"Merry Christmas to all
Mates! Buffy's Houston bikini contest, Wow! New Mates Club MYKwebTV Saturday
night of the Grey Cup 05 week!" Myk Aussie
Dec 23, 05
12 mins New Mates Club
Cup 05 Sat night" From
the Spirit of Edmonton featuring Bubbles Green Bastard, Super Dave Osborne,
Eskimo's legend Willie Pless, Rickie Ray, The Grey Cup Ref, BC Booze Brothers and many more great
CFL fans having a great time at one of the best parties in the World. Enjoy.
Wow! Cwoc Buffy thanks for these
great pic's from the Bikini contest in Houston, Texas. I need to find out if the
Aussie babes are going this "brief" these days. I'm sure SportsRage host Gabriel
Morency who I was with at the Super Bowl in Houston will enjoy this immensely as
well. If I'm lucky enough to end up meeting a or some Calgary Cwoc's similar to
above I will be a very happy lad over the festive period! Hope you all have a
great Christmas." Myk Aussie
Dec 17, 05
Best 7 mins from Grey Cup 05 week! My thoughts on the Casey Printers saga!"
The Parade featuring the real Pamela Anderson, The BC Booze Brothers, many of the CFL cheerleaders,
CFL stars Ed
Hervey and Jason Clermont, Rider titty & nipple Cwoc, Wow!, Honest Mur, Bubbles The
Green Bastard, Moose, ScottyDog Total-CFLer and lots more great CFL wild fans, This is Mates Club version,
some viewer discretion is advised!
thoughts on the BC Lions Casey Printers current saga!
I know Casey has his faults but after his amazing 04 season I'm sticking with him & I agree that he was treated weirdly is a word I will choose.
I'll never ever forget Wally playing Dave in the Grey Cup & not playing Casey! I was at the Cambie Hotel watching the game with mates & I stood up in front of everyone & yelled at the TV for "Wally get Casey on the field! What are you doing!" Then I sat down with some frustration out of me head. Many were laughing at me, some looking at me as though I was nuts!
Wally made it clear Dave was his guy & no matter what anyone on here or radio or TV says Casey was unbelievable in 04 & should have been the #1 guy in the Grey Cup and in 05. Seems we have lost him and I don't blame him at all for leaving!
I consider it should have been similar to the way Tom Brady replaced Drew Bledsoe for ever at Patriots!
It seems as though the #1 on the front of me great 05 Lions Black jersey will be a great 04 memory!
Refer to pic below.
I'm off to Stampeder Land Sat morning for Christmas/Jan or longer. I have DVD's of the Grey Cup 05 1 hr 20 min's if anyone wants one. Some of you guys are in it. 1 403 870-5578 cell
or email@example.com" Myk
Sat, Dec 10 05
"New Grey Cup 05 Parade with Pamela Mates Club TV! Me
and Cwoc Pammy make the Vancouver View magazine! Moose's 1st ever Mates Club
report featuring "Pamela v KFC" a CFL Sponsor! New Dating Club for the
$$$ richer fella's added, single or need to be single mates try it out let me
This is funny, many people think
the photo below looks real when they 1st see it in the Vancouver View magazine.
"100,000's of Canadians
laughed as Myk appeared with Cwoc Pammy on the national news of CTV, CBC and
Global News last week along with the CBC produced Grey Cup Parade. Myk also had
a 1 on 1 interview with ET Canada at the Parade. This was Myk and Cwoc Pammy at
the opening ceremony where he was interviewed by CTV and CBC. Myk bought Cwoc
Pammy in 2000 and has done several Halloween MYKwebTV shows with Cwoc Pammy. She
was a massive hit all weekend as many TV people and fans wanted pictures with
Cwoc Pammy." Moose
From Moose "Myk's
Mates Club Double Report A
night at the Cecil" Myk and I got to see Cwoc's Angelica Knight, Cadence,
Amber Stone, Shayla Dayne, Victoria Rain and Darcy A Diamond last
Wednesday night in Vancouver, B.C., Canada.
and I got to the show at 6 p.m. and stayed until 8.15 p.m. Stacked started
at 8:30; Myk and the Pam thing, you understand. There are several websites
you can check out that might stop your heart where Myk
lives and I had the pleasure of staying during the recent Grey Cup for
10 days The Cecil Click
v. KFC, Round One" by Moose Salzer, MYKwebWORLD US reporter &
(People Eat Tasy Animals?) is backed by such luminaries as: Pamela
Anderson, Al Sharpton, Bea Arthur, Cornel West, Paul McCartney, Russell
Simmons, Dick Gregory. For a real laugh, check out Kentucky Fried
"KFC Tortures Chickens", scream the
sensationalistic headlines on flyers all around Vancouver. "Darn", I
thought, I wanted to take
Pammy to KFC with Myk and I after the Grey Cup Parade",... (I
had coupons, that's why...), but once again my hobknobing with the Canadian
stars got derailed. "Nearly
850 million chickens raised each year for KFC aren't able
to: raise their young (no dah - they're bred to BE ET, meatheads!), they can't
form societal hierarchies, enjoy
a full life, recognize each other",...blah-blah-blah.
What a bunch of rubbish. Thank god I got to meet my man Paul Martin this
week and make him an honorary member of the Baltimore Stallions Fan Club,
Stable numero uno! Come on Pammy, no babe from Vancouver Island should be
inculcated into that scam. Let's go get a drumstick and party horizontally!
Just call me Mr.
"Moose I should not have gone with you last week for a meal at KFC.
Pamela would not be happy with me for doing that. To be honest it was one of
the worst meals I have had recently. I can't call that chicken, it's crap and
I was still hungry afterwards. The soda was terrible as well as the all green
coleslaw what is with that. I got to agree with Pamela, don't waste your money
eating KFC. Ooops I should be careful though as KFC are a major sponsor of the
CFL. No damn it I'm with Pamela on this one. My 12 min "Grey Cup
Parade with Pamela" especially for Myk' Mates Club coming later this week
you will see some of Moose's and my humor about Pamela vs KFC."
or need to be single mates, Cwoc's, Cwoa's & Aussie birds try it out let
me know? A possible excellent Dating Club for the $$$ richer fella's &
babes has been added to MYKwebWORLD for a 30 day trial.
Some possible good $$ for me & the MYKwebWORLD investors if it is as
good as Britney Cwoc sold me on recently. They have a 6,600 Alexa ranking
which is very good traffic. Look what Britney did, kind of nice .They gave me a
excellent Gold membership plus reasonable once off commission on sign ups. Click
see some of ya's 9.30am Sat Pammy time for a BC Footy Aussie Rules Footy game
organized by Champ CDN Chris Bennett. Hope you can tell ya mates about Me
Mates Club". I'll sent them a free 7+ day trial. Email or call me any
questions 0 11 1 403 870-5578"Myk
"Live Video to
the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc,
I have it Click
me to discuss 1 403 870-5578" Myk
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