19, 09. "This page has been popular lately for some reason so adding this
below! My Best Job in the World MYKwebTV show, 1 min, 2 min and 6 min versions for
the so called "Best Job in the World" as advertised on
The 1 min TV show version has been accepted. It is now on Islandreefjob.com for
you to view and rate, link is below!"
interviewed by Scotty
"CDN Hoges" Reid in this TV show. Right: CDN
Tony, my pit crew helps prepare me for the toboggan ride.
The 1 min TV show
version has been accepted. It is now on Islandreefjob.com for you to view
and rate Click
here" Myk Aussie
March 1, 06 "Evolution of Men according to Cwoc Buffy! Pammy targets Aussie
Sheep! What does Pammy and PETA stand for! A New Zealand Sheep Joke! Aussie Bird
in PETA!" Myk
"Myk Aussie The Evolution of Men!
For you and you're Mates Club!" Cwoc Buffy "Yeh Yeh Yeh. Upset with Men at the
moment are you?" Myk "No, I wouldn't say that.....just the way it is, isn't it?"
Pammy targets Aussie Sheep!
Pamela Anderson is Top
Heavily I mean Heavily involved with the animal rights organization PETA
People for Ethical Treatment of Animals and recently
she and PETA ripped into Little Johnny Howard the Aussie Prime Minister in
regards to exporting Live Sheep and sheep "mulesing." Maybe people are getting
confused with what the Kiwi's do "Molest them."
A Flyblown sheep. The New Zealanders definitely don't want this happening as it
will interfere with their sexual sheep activities. Refer to my Hunting, Fishing
and Farming webWORLD for the story on Pammy and Aussie Sheep.
I am a little confused though as I thought PETA stood for Pamela's
Enormous Tit's Association, Seems I was wrong on this one!
New Zealand Sheepish Joke from
A man in Dunedin New Zealand buys several sheep, hoping to breed them
for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this
means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will
know when the sheep are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down
and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some
thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has
to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover,
drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and
goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try
didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the
woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again"
he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive
home, and falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the
window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the
No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the
horn." Youngy Miller
Well after some sheep pictures and Cwoc Buffy's Evolution of Men horrid picture
I got to end Mates Club with this great picture sent to me of a Aussie Bird on a
Aussie beach who is definitely in PETA Pamela's Enormous Tit's
Wow! I need a trip home to Aussie
this spring and summer!" Myk Aussie
Mon, Feb 27 06
"Ahhh it's Mondee! Moose's week 6 Arena Footy tips against the spread!" Myk
"Myk Aussie for
you and you're mates! Roll on the weekend" Cwoa Sue
Are you a
betting man? Moose is possibly the best Arena Footy media guy in the
From Moose "Last week, Gabe Morency and
I went 7 of nine on Arena League Picks v. the spread. Here's
Week Six's picks:
Columbus OVER New York (injured QB Aaron Garcia OUT!)
Georgia OVER Austin
Utah OVER San Jose
Nashville OVER Arizona
Chicago OVER Dallas
Los Angeles OVER Orlando
Colorado (with that 18-Ironman roster) OVER Grand Rapids
Kansas City [Upset!] OVER Tampa Bay by 1
Las Vegas OVER Philadelphia" Moose
hear Moose weekly on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports
radio and on the Internet talking Arena Footy. Click
Mon, Feb 20 06
Bowl III played on Super Bowl Sunday!" Myk Aussie
Left & Middle: Great pictures of Cwoa Trishelle Cannatella the MVP of the
recent Lingerie Bowl. Right: Picture from Lingerie Bowl II.
Louisiana babe Trishelle Cannatella was one of the seven strangers that
was made to live in the Palms Casino Hotel on MTV's show the The Real
World Las Vegas. The 23 year old Cwoa apparently captivated viewers as
she spent most of the season between the sheets with housemate Steven in
a series of steamy sex scenes. Hmmm.
I have some great pictures
from past lingerie Bowls as I have been on their media list.
Feb 17 06
day from a 8 year old's perspective! A funny CDN/Kiwi joke!" Myk Aussie
This below was sent to me today
from Cwoc Buffy. It's excellent reading, very funny I think.
From Youngy Miller
South Gawler Lions Aussie Rules Footy former player and coach'
"A bloke walks into a bar in New
Zealand and orders a shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another
The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "Kinida, What do you do in Kinida?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you
drive a tixi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay boys. He's one of us." Young
"Youngy that's excellent. I'm sure
my Canadian mates will find that funny. For those of you out there that don't
fully understand a Shandy is a beer mixed with lemonade so that it' is not as
strong as a full beer. A Kiwi is a New Zealander.
I love ripping into Kiwis! As I have traveled the World many Kiwi's, guys and
girls get so pissed off when a Canadian or an American thinks they are a Aussie.
I don't care at all if I get called a Kiwi. Many Canadians are so polite they
realize this and even if they think I am a Aussie they will ask me if I am a
Kiwi as they also know this is true. Ahhhhhhhh relax Kiwi's it's OK to be called
a Aussie! I'm laughing as I'm writing this.
For some unreal MYKwebTV Bungy Jumping
action from Kiwi land
Feb 4 06
is tomorrow! A great Cwoa team photo!" Myk Aussie
I just love sexy Cwoa sports pic's.
This was sent to me recently from a US sports Cwoa mate. Not sure where she took
it from but I'm happy to add it to my Mates Club sexy sports pic's section. Wow!
I'm thinking it was taken as an incentive to us Aussie Rules Footy Burnaby
Eagles guys for the upcoming 06 season. A surprise appearance in the rooms may
happen after a Big win this year against the CDN and US Aussie Rules Footy
teams. Or maybe this pic was taken for all us very upset Denver Bronco's fans.
We we defeated by those yucky Yellow and Black Steeler Tiger Cats and missed
tomorrow's Super Bowl.
Why am I not at this years Super
Bowl in Detroit? Mainly because the Broncos are not in it!" Myk
Jan 27 06
Blonde NCAA cheerleader, she cheered for the wrong team!" Myk
This was sent
to me recently! Very funny, and yes she's Blonde! This is from the fantastic
NCAA Rose Bowl in which Texas defeated USS to be the #1 NCAA team in the USA.
"Check out the picture of the blond USC cheerleader in the middle just after a
"She is in the back row, third
from right, Natalie."
I have massive amounts of amazing
NFL and CFL cheerleaders MYKwebTV. I was watching the NFL Pro Bowl sections
today of my movie Football Fan Frenzy. Let me know if you want a copy of the
movie and you can be named as a editor on the cover and at t he end of the
movie. I have some left before I do another edit that will include the best 7
mins from Grey Cup 05 with the real Pamela Anderson in it.
Check out this best 7 mins on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" Dec 23, 05
" Myk Aussie
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the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc,
I have it Click
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