Wed, March 1, 06 "Evolution of Men according to Cwoc Buffy! Pammy targets Aussie Sheep! What does Pammy and PETA stand for! A New Zealand Sheep Joke! Aussie Bird in PETA!" Myk

"Myk Aussie The Evolution of Men! For you and you're Mates Club!" Cwoc Buffy "Yeh Yeh Yeh. Upset with Men at the moment are you?" Myk "No, I wouldn't say that.....just the way it is, isn't it?" Cwoc Buffy

Pammy targets Aussie Sheep! Cwoc Pamela Anderson is Top Heavily I mean Heavily involved with the animal rights organization PETA People for Ethical Treatment of Animals and recently she and PETA ripped into Little Johnny Howard the Aussie Prime Minister in regards to exporting Live Sheep and sheep "mulesing." Maybe people are getting confused with what the Kiwi's do "Molest them."

A Flyblown sheep. The New Zealanders definitely don't want this happening as it will interfere with their sexual sheep activities. Refer to my Hunting, Fishing and Farming webWORLD for the story on Pammy and Aussie Sheep. Click here

I am a little confused though as I thought PETA stood for Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association, Seems I was wrong on this one!

New Zealand Sheepish Joke from Youngy Miller!

A man in Dunedin New Zealand  buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial  insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not  wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the  sheep are  pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead  will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and  gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he  has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives  them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.

Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep  twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed  exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into  bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn." Youngy Miller

Well after some sheep pictures and Cwoc Buffy's Evolution of Men horrid picture I got to end Mates Club with this great picture sent to me of a Aussie Bird on a Aussie beach who is definitely in PETA Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association!

Wow! I need a trip home to Aussie this spring and summer!" Myk Aussie

Mon, Feb 27 06 "Ahhh it's Mondee! Moose's week 6 Arena Footy tips against the spread!" Myk Aussie


"Myk Aussie for you and you're mates! Roll on the weekend" Cwoa Sue

Are you a betting man? Moose is possibly the best Arena Footy media guy in the World! 

From Moose "Last week, Gabe Morency and I went 7 of nine on Arena League Picks v. the spread. Here's Week Six's picks:
Columbus OVER New York (injured QB Aaron Garcia OUT!)
Georgia OVER Austin
Utah OVER San Jose
Nashville OVER Arizona
Chicago OVER Dallas
Los Angeles OVER Orlando
Colorado (with that 18-Ironman roster) OVER Grand Rapids
Kansas City [Upset!] OVER Tampa Bay by 1
Las Vegas OVER Philadelphia" Moose

"You can hear Moose weekly on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports radio and on the Internet talking Arena Footy. Click here

Mon, Feb 20 06 "Lingerie Bowl III played on Super Bowl Sunday!" Myk Aussie

    
Left & Middle: Great pictures of Cwoa Trishelle Cannatella the MVP of the recent Lingerie Bowl. Right: Picture from Lingerie Bowl II.

Louisiana babe Trishelle Cannatella was one of the seven strangers that was made to live in the Palms Casino Hotel on MTV's show the The Real World Las Vegas. The 23 year old Cwoa apparently captivated viewers as she spent most of the season between the sheets with housemate Steven in a series of steamy sex scenes. Hmmm.

I have some great pictures from past lingerie Bowls as I have been on their media list.
Click here" Myk

Fri, Feb 17 06 "Valentines day from a 8 year old's perspective! A funny CDN/Kiwi joke!" Myk Aussie

This below was sent to me today from Cwoc Buffy. It's excellent reading, very funny I think.

From Youngy Miller South Gawler Lions Aussie Rules Footy former player and coach'

"A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.

All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.

The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "Kinida, What do you do in Kinida?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you
drive a tixi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and yells, "He's okay boys. He's one of us." Young Miller.

"Youngy that's excellent. I'm sure my Canadian mates will find that funny. For those of you out there that don't fully understand a Shandy is a beer mixed with lemonade so that it' is not as strong as a full beer. A Kiwi is a New Zealander.

I love ripping into Kiwis! As I have traveled the World many Kiwi's, guys and girls get so pissed off when a Canadian or an American thinks they are a Aussie. I don't care at all if I get called a Kiwi. Many Canadians are so polite they realize this and even if they think I am a Aussie they will ask me if I am a Kiwi as they also know this is true. Ahhhhhhhh relax Kiwi's it's OK to be called a Aussie! I'm laughing as I'm writing this.

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Sat, Feb 4 06 "Super Bowl is tomorrow! A great Cwoa team photo!" Myk Aussie



I just love sexy Cwoa sports pic's. This was sent to me recently from a US sports Cwoa mate. Not sure where she took it from but I'm happy to add it to my Mates Club sexy sports pic's section. Wow! I'm thinking it was taken as an incentive to us Aussie Rules Footy Burnaby Eagles guys for the upcoming 06 season. A surprise appearance in the rooms may happen after a Big win this year against the CDN and US Aussie Rules Footy teams. Or maybe this pic was taken for all us very upset Denver Bronco's fans. We we defeated by those yucky Yellow and Black Steeler Tiger Cats and missed tomorrow's Super Bowl.

Why am I not at this years Super Bowl in Detroit? Mainly because the Broncos are not in it!" Myk

Fri, Jan 27 06 "Silly Blonde NCAA cheerleader, she cheered for the wrong team!" Myk

This was sent to me recently! Very funny, and yes she's Blonde! This is from the fantastic NCAA Rose Bowl in which Texas defeated USS to be the #1 NCAA team in the USA.
 
"Check out the picture of the blond USC cheerleader in the middle just after a Texas TD"

"She is in the back row, third from right, Natalie."

I have massive amounts of amazing NFL and CFL cheerleaders MYKwebTV. I was watching the NFL Pro Bowl sections today of my movie Football Fan Frenzy. Let me know if you want a copy of the movie and you can be named as a editor on the cover and at t he end of the movie. I have some left before I do another edit that will include the best 7 mins from Grey Cup 05 with the real Pamela Anderson in it. Check out this best 7 mins on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" Dec 23, 05 Click here " Myk Aussie

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