Below is "Myk's Mates Club webWORLD". Many existing MYKwebWORLD segments will be "Myk's Mates Club webWORLD"  Lots of Comedy, Cwoc Hunting with HARDBALL MYKwebTV, reading & pics! By reading this page below you are confirming that you are 1) A Guy about 14 years old or older or 2) You are a Cool Women 16 years of age or older. Don't want your mum's telling me off!" Myk Aussie.

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"New March 3 07. You can also hear me often talking Sports many Friday nights on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage now on Sirius Satellite Hardcore radio, Channel 186. Fri 8-11pm Pacific CDN/US time. Moose Salzer is on many weeks as well. For the details on this great Hardcore sports radio show Click here If you are new to MYKwebWORLD and you want to know what I do this is a great article Click here " Myk Aussie

"This is not the current "Myk's Mates Club webWORLD"  but a example. I hope you decide to join us regularly in Mates Club Click here" Myk Aussie

"Updated  weekly. Some examples below!" Myk Aussie

                                                           Look to the left. "Ricky Ray you CFL Grey Cup 03 and 05 QB Champ now that you're leaving me and going back to Eskimoland you better Smack me real hard one last time on the fanny and then get the hell out of here!" New Your Jets Cwoa Kellie 

Part of Mon, Mar 5 and Mar 12 07 "2007 NFL Unrestricted and Restricted Free-Agent signings as of March 9, 07. This is based on official notification to the NFL office! Super Bowl XL1 TV! Halloween costumes! Halloween Mates Club TV is Crazy! Hillary Clinton running for US Presidency! The new 11 edit of "Football Fan Frenzy" on DVD now available for select Mates Club viewing! Cwoc Britney Spears looses the plot and her hair!" Myk Aussie


Left: Peyton Manning the Super Bowl XL1 MVP Right: Tony Dungy the victorious coach. Photo's direct from NFL Media.com in which I have access to.

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Left: Me as Bill Cliton with Monika as I prepare with camera in hand for the CFL game Lions vs Ticats, Halloween 2000 at Pammy's BC Place. Monika is already helping herself as best she does. Middle: After the CFL game at Pammy's BC Place I share Monika with me Italian mate at the party at The Palace in Shawnessy. Right: Many of the party goers had fun with Monika. Billy Cliton then dumps Monika as his other girlfriend of the night Pammy Lee Anderson Harrison arrives at the party.

Halloween Mates Club TV is Crazy! Hillary Clinton running for Presidency!
Have you guys seen me as Bill Cliton with Monika and then Cwoc Pammy Lee Anderson Harrison on Mates Club TV?

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The new 11 edit of "Football Fan Frenzy" on DVD now available for select Mates Club viewing!
The new 11 edit of "Football Fan Frenzy" on DVD now available for select Mates Club viewing. I'm now entering this movie/documentary into film festivals. Opinion has it that it is very funny. Lets hope the film bosses also think so. For a copy email or call me myk@mykaussie.com or 1 403 870-5578" Myk

Halloween costume or a normal night out?


I often rip into the Kiwi (New Zealander) guys on here. This is no doubt a Kiwi with his girlfriend. It was sent to me as a Halloween costume but I'm thinking this is a normal night out for many Kiwi guys." Myk Aussie

As always Mates Club ends with a babe! I would rather remember the beautiful Cwoa Britney like this than with no hair!
Is it true that Britney Spears recently shaved her head to match here shaven pussy? Not sure but I do hope Britney gets it all back together. below is fine memories of Britney from past Mates Club columns.

  
From previous Mates Club columns. Left: From Tues, April 19 05 Mates Club. Wow! Got to love the wet t shirt competitions that us guys stage for babes! No nudity here but not far from it. Middle: From Sat, Sept 6 03 Mates Club. Madonna to corrupt Britney even further that's my prediction! It happened as Britney apparently has had some girlie flings of late. Right: From Mates Club April 2 04 "Oh Britney, It seems Madonna got you going! As Maniac Morency and I were out and about at the Massive Super Bowl Party look at what I got to see!

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Part of Thurs, March 23 06 "Aussie Toilets to be made stronger! Aussie Babe on a dunny Wow! New Mates Club Massive Menu to be released soon! NFL Pro Bowl Mates Club Massive TV shows! Moose's NFL Europe Picks for Mates Club!" Myk Aussie

Cwoa Sue from Milwaukee was telling me this recently and then I also read how toilets in Australia are going to be made stronger to handle large Aussies. This is bad, sounds like too many Aussies are getting way too fat like many American's! As Jay Leno often says it's quite bizarre how Big many people in the USA are getting these days.

This was also sent to me, A very interesting quite bizarre dunny/toilet in Australia or as CDN's and US people say "Washroom". What's with that "Washroom" ? Yeh I know we go there to wash our hands but that's not the main reason. It's just the very polite CDN's speech I suppose. The most interesting dunny I have been to in CDN is in Vancouver. There is a window in between the men's and the lady Cwoc's and as you are washing your hands you can see the Cwoc ladies washing their hands and doing their make up. Seriously! It was at the trendy place in Yaletown called The Opus that Pamela went to the Saturday night of Grey Cup 05 with her friends. But of course I had to give them "a moon/brown eye" the night I was there just like the pic below.

I'm in my SANFL Woodville Warriors jersey in the Cwoc ladies dunny at The Spirit Of Edmonton party on the Grey Cup 99 Saturdee night. Some of my most popular TV shows are from the Grey Cup 99 including the Toilet TV show as I'm looking for Ally McBeal. It's the 5th show down the page on the current Mates Club TV page Click here



And Cwoc Buffy says "Myk Aussie If Women Controlled things this is how it would be!" Cwoc Buffy

"Yeh OK Buffy! What's with that as well, women getting all upset if the dunny lid is left up. It's even worse over here in CDN than in Aussie. If this was the case in the picture above the women would be even more pissed off as there would be piss all over the seat!" Myk

From May 2003 Mates Club. "Cwoa Merideth showing her fanny having fun at the tailgate after here web Sports Casting work for MYKwebTV. Merideth was a great camera Cwoa for me in 2002. She took some unreal pictures. I have re released a Amazing 4 Part 20 minute NFL Pro Bowl show. Who cares that it was a couple of years ago, the cheerleaders are amazing. I am now completely re doing MYKwebWORLD my Massive TV station with lots of columns. Much of the existing MYKwebWORLD will be Mates Club only shortly. I'll have a new Mates Club Menu to access all my past Comedy, Babe based Mates Club Columns. I hope to see you in Mates Club Click here " Myk Aussie

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Part of Wed, March 1, 06 "Pammy targets Aussie Sheep! What does Pammy and PETA stand for! A New Zealand Sheep Joke! Aussie Bird in PETA!" Myk Aussie


Pammy targets Aussie Sheep! Cwoc Pamela Anderson is Top Heavily I mean Heavily involved with the animal rights organization PETA People for Ethical Treatment of Animals and recently she and PETA ripped into Little Johnny Howard the Aussie Prime Minister in regards to exporting Live Sheep and sheep "mulesing." Maybe people are getting confused with what the Kiwi's do "Molest them."

A Flyblown sheep. The New Zealanders definitely don't want this happening as it will interfere with their sexual sheep activities. Refer to my Hunting, Fishing and Farming webWORLD for the story on Pammy and Aussie Sheep. Click here

I am a little confused though as I thought PETA stood for Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association, Seems I was wrong on this one!

New Zealand Sheepish Joke from Youngy Miller!

A man in Dunedin New Zealand  buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial  insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not  wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the  sheep are  pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead  will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and  gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he  has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives  them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.

Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep  twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed  exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drive home, and falls listlessly into  bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn." Youngy Miller

Well after some sheep pictures and Cwoc Buffy's Evolution of Men horrid picture I got to end Mates Club with this great picture sent to me of a Aussie Bird on a Aussie beach who is definitely in PETA Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association!  Click here


Wow! I need a trip home to Aussie this spring and summer!" Myk Aussie

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Part of Sat, June 25 05 "Buffy's famous t-shirts!"Myk Aussie

Lots more of  Cwoc Buffy's fav t-shirts on this weeks "Myk's Mates Club" reports
 
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Testimonial "Myk Aussie your movie is as good as you told me it was! Very, very funny, you are a clown. Anyway what are you? Comedian, media guy, movie maker, you do it all. It was a pleasure meeting you! " Michael Landsberg, TSN Toronto

Mates call or email me for details on how to be involved in the next the 10th DVD edit of this movie myk@mykaussie.com or 1 403 870-5578" Myk Aussie

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Tues, Sept 28, 04 "Myk Aussie and mates this is what I call a soccer team" Arif Imran

"Great photography there Arif Imran. Where was this taken Calgary I presume. I know there are many hot babes playing soccer in my old home town. I rip into soccer every now and then. Nice Fannies! Aussies a Fanny over here is the Ass. Many things over here in Canada are back to front and upside down." Myk Aussie

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More from past weekly updates

April 2 04 "Oh Britney, It seems Madonna got you going! Aussie footy photo from Imran & tips!" Myk Aussie

          

As Maniac Morency & I were out & about at the Massive Super Bowl Party look at what I got to see & shootie. Cwoa Britney sems that Madonna tongue kiss got you going. All Super Bowl MYKwebTV shows are now available. A 15 part show. Are you a SportsRager! Those guys know where all the shows are.

Why have a website if you don't have webTV? Myk's Design Services Click here

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Sun, Feb 29 04 "Jake Delhomme Panthers QB star, Morency 1 on 1 with MLBer Rob Dibble & MikGaz Raider Nation Dungeon MYKwebTV! Star Eskimo QB Ricky Ray signs a 4 year deal with the New York Jets! The latest Janet & Justin "titty" pics! Jake Delhomme Panthers QB star, Morency 1 on 1 with MLBer Rob Dibble & MikGaz Raider Nation Dungeon MYKwebTV!" Myk Aussie

More MYKwebTV this week from the recent Super Bowl in Houston. American's are amazed at us Aussie's, I ask Jake a sensible question yet all the media start laughing at me, Jake starts smiling & tells me about his time in the NFL Europe. MLB Baseball MYKwebTV is here as Gabriel Morency the SportsRage star host interviews Rob Dibble the former Cincinatti Reds pitcher on Super Bowl night. Rob is now the co-host of the very popular Dan Patrick show but next day on ESPN National US & CDN radio why was Rob laughing when telling the story that he met me & Morency? 

"Myk Aussie you are the only Denver Donkey that has ever been allowed in the Raider Nation Dungeon." MikGaz Raider Nation.  More great NFL Fan MYKwebTV as I film the amazing Raider Dungeon & interview MikGaz the SportsRage star.

Ricky Ray the Champ Edmonton Eskimo's QB & the best QB that I have seen in the 6 years that I have been reporting on the CFL finally signed in the NFL with the New York Jets. Ricky tried out at approx. 16 NFL teams. I will definitely be folowing Rick's NFL career closely. MYKwebTV 1 on 1 with Ricky Ray 2 interviews that I did with the champ in the Eskimo's locker rooms coming again to Mates Club MYKwebTV.

As you know I was at the recent Super Bowl. For those that were watching the TV coverage this is what really happened as well.  

"Oh Michael what are doing to yourself? Just have a sex change, we all know that's what you want to do!" Myk Aussie

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Updated Feb 25 "Ricky Ray you CFL Grey Cup 2003 QB Champ & Fishman now that you've been married a mth you better Smack me hard & then get the hell out of here! I know you can throw a great pass! In Myk's MYKwebTV this week Warren Moon says you may be a Dolphin? Or are you like Myk, headed back to CDN & the CFL " Cwoa Kellie 
                                                                             

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Fri, Dec 12 03 " Myk for your sports & hockey mates!" Cwoc Frapiccino

Thurs, Dec 11 03 " Myk & mates what happens when you have..." Cwoc Oiler Babe  

"Thanks sexy Oiler Babe! I have seen the Melon head CFL fans up there in Eskimoland & also out there in VVVregina but not a Lime head before. Great fans & great to see your pussy is a Green & Gold Eskimo's footy fan. I hope your cat & your pussy is all OK....."Myk Aussie

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Tues, Dec 9 03 "Do you to become part of MYKwebWORLD ?" Myk 

I currently have five great sports reporters writing sports/comedy articles for me as I travel the World web Sports Casting events. Moose Salzer has been a great help & a very big part of MYKwebWORLD writing many great reports. Moose invested a significant amount of $$$ into MYKwebWORLD "Myk Aussie lets have the biggest & best sports webWORLD out there with lots of your great MYKwebTV" Moose.

   Here's Moose recently in Hawaii reporting on NFL & NCAA footy. 

Cwoc Oiler Babe is back & again writing incredible NHL Hockey reports. Sexy Oiler Babe is a expert on NHL no doubt about that.

  
Cwoc Oiler Babe with the Oiler Tattoo on her Fanny 

Batmans from Melbourne & Dessy Haines "Mr Intl Aussie Rules Footy" I call him both help me with AFL, Aussie Rules Footy webWORLD. Batman's can be seen in "Myk in Melbourne MYKwebTV" on my AFL Aussie Rules Footy MYKwebTV.

I welcome Imran Kant my new Pakistani mate here in Stampeder Town. Imran is now helping me with Cricket webWORLD the gentleman's game. Great stuff Imran!

Imran Kant looking very professional in his cricket reporting attire.

Cwoc Tina & Cwoc Buffy send me some great comedy style pictures for MYKwebWORLD while Adamek123, Brad & Joey I am Kokanee are my web experts helping me on a technology level so that MYKwebWORLD & MYKwebTV can stay leading the World in web Design.

And of course we can't forget Cwoc Fanny Anny my great friend & a big part of my MYKwebTV shows here in Western Canada.

         Cwoc Fanny Anny

If you would like to help writing articles especially in areas of MYKwebWORLD that you see are not as extensive please let me know. Rule is informative articles & if possible at times in a comedy style. Send me a email  myk@mykaussie.com

I will be appearing on some TV shows in the US shortly thus experiencing major growth to MYKwebWORLD. By writing articles you can in a way become a famous sports writer. 

Lots of great MYKwebTV & articles also on general areas of MYKwebWORLD. 

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Fri, Dec 5 03 "Myk when us Cwoc's think we are alone...." Cwoc Buffy

"This is not Cwoc Buffy but photo is compliments of Cwoc Buffy, "Myk's Music MYKwebTV" & upcoming "MYKwebTV VIP Mates Club" star. Actually it's Madonna???

Aussie mates that's the sort of wildlife we do get out here in Western Canada, the big grizzly Bear. Bit different to a rattle snake down in Aussie crawling up the Aussie babes fanny as they are having a squat." Myk Aussie

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Tues, Dec 2 03 "I'm back finally! Cwoa Tina #1 NFL Pro Bowl 2003 cheerleader, Wow! Cwoc Lisa sucking me cork! I'm heading to Hollywood! Babe Of The Day!" Myk Aussie

 

Mates Cwoc Lisa is sucking me cork!!!! What a great night it was at the recent Calgary Stampede with Cwoc's Lisa and Fanny Anny.

Thanks Tina for the fantastic autographed photo. It was great to meet you & you are definitely a star on NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV.

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