May 22 07 "The "Pronger Man" blames Canadian Media for his 1 game
suspension! Talking Aussie Lingo while Venting my Sports Rage with Gabriel Morency on Sports Rage
now on Sirius Satellite radio!" Myk
The "Pronger Man" blames Canadian Media for his 1 game suspension!
contd From NHL webWORLD today
Do you know what "Pronger" means to a Aussie? To "Prong Her" means to have sex
with her. It's kind of interesting and very funny to me in Chris Pronger's case
after his "apparent" escape from the Edmonton Oilers.
Gabriel Morency couldn't believe it when I told him this several weeks ago on
Sports Rage. Thus I now often use this phrase ie "I believe David Binn the NFL
Chargers Long Snapper is giving Cwoc Pammy Anderson a "Chris Prong Her" at the
moment." Myk Aussie
Talking Aussie Lingo while Venting my Sports Rage with Gabriel Morency on
Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio!
This is my two recent calls to Sports Rage on Sirius radio from Friday night,
May 4th and May 11th. I went right off including some Aussie Lingo. The regular
Sports Ragers know a lot of my sayings. Gabriel Morency talks for a few minutes
before I come on. Scroll down to the Sport Rage After Hours May 4 section for me
and Moose which is below the "Drive This" and "Game On" archives. My May 11th
call is up as well
Click here" Myk
3, 06 "Cwoc Pammy at the CFL Grey Cup 05 and so was the real Pamela
Anderson and her Peta's!" Myk Aussie
"I'm here with Cwoc Pammy. Check
out CFL Grey Cup 05 MYKwebTV as I recently caught the real Cwocodile Pamela
Cwoc Pammy is my full size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson in her famous red
Baywatch bathing suit as seen above. Cwoc is short for Cwocodile and means Cool
Women Of Canada, I made it up several years ago and many think it is funny.
Refer below. So for any Clown lawyers out there whenever I refer to Cwoc Pammy I
do not mean the real beautiful Pamela Anderson and here PETA's Pamela's Enormous
Pamela is a Big spokesperson for
the animal rights organization, PETA
People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. But I think it
really it stands for Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association."
Fri, Feb 17th 06 "A Root! Wayne Gretzky and his Roots clothing line!" Myk Aussie
A tree and it's roots!
A Roots clothing item.
From Hockey webWORLD....Wayne is
now in some more Hot sports talk this week as he has a new line of clothing
coming out from Roots. Some Canadian Media are upset as Wayne wanted to stay out
of the spotlight but then Roots announce this on Wednesday. Hmmm not sure about
this one as Roots lost the Canadian Olympic clothing contract and Wayne
apparently shouldn't be wearing Roots clothing at the Olympics.
To a Aussie the name "Roots"
clothing is hilarious. What is "getting a root" if you are a Aussie mean???? Can
Viewer reading discretion below
advised. I don't want to have this in Mates Club only but if you are under
12 years old stop reading now or go away and ask your mum or dad what I as Myk Aussie
is going on about here.
Getting "a Root" is the very
common term in Australia and also England for getting laid, having sex between a
male and a female. Seriously is is a very common term "Hey mate did you get a
root last night?". Not sure where it came
from, maybe the root of the tree is going into the ground like the male organ
goes into the female Map of Tassie area. Not sure but this is true.
Check this out New Cwoc Pammy and the real Pamela Grey Cup 05 TV. Invest
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Mates Club Click here for lots of
MYKwebTV, and funny columns and pic's!" Myk Aussie
Dec 16 05 "My NFL week
15 picks and report!
Poofs in San Fran!"
NFL webWORLD. Jags
over the horrid 49ers. I should call them the 69ers as they have been
playing all year as if they have been "on the nest" all week.
Looks like the players have no energy left for game day or is it not
enough ability? It's a combination I believe! Football needs to be #1 to
the 49er players as they are playing for a great traditional club. Maybe
it is true what I heard that there are lots of single Cwoa's in San Fran seeing there are many poofs there.
poof is Aussie term for a guy that likes a guy more than he should. This is self
explanatory but if you are young and reading this please ask your mum or dad to
explain." Myk Aussie
Nov 11 05 "The Map of Tassie! Two NFL Carolina Panther Cwoa cheerleaders get caught
getting it on in the Dunny in Tampa Bay! Wow!" Myk Aussie
NFL webWORLD report as two NFL Carolina Panther Cwoa cheerleaders get caught
getting it on in the Dunny in Tampa Bay! Wow!
Aussie Lingo, A females "Map of Tassie" is a Aussie term for the shape
of the natural hair on a females private part. Tasmania is the little Island at the
bottom of Australia.
Map of Tassie, see!
Oct 9 04 "Tiger
Wood's gets the biggest Woody of his life as he got married this week while I
got bleeped last night on SportsRage talking about the champ!
if you have never heard the term "Getting a Woody" it means
"Cracking a fat", a horn, a hard on, erection of you still don't get
For Golf webWORLD and
more on the Tiger Woods Woody story Click
May 14, 04 "Jesse Palmer the NFL
Quarterback and ABC's The Bachelor I bet he has been visiting Mrs Palmer and her
5 daughters lots lately!" Myk Aussie
Jesse the New York Giants Quarter
Back will be all OK soon as he decides next week his future wife, Cwoa Tara or
Cwoa Jessica. Wow! He kisses them all good on him the Canadian fella and has
been great on the very funny but very silly ABC show. Trouble is I bet he gets
so horny he has to go visit Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters after each show.
Aussie Saying for Feeding the Chooks, Choking the Chicken, Pulling your Pud,
Wanking, I'm sure you now get it. Think about it if you still don't." Myk Aussie
Word #1 Cwoc's is short for Cwocodiles. Cwoc's
Of Canada. To
any of the UCPWETPSK out there I actually made this up 3 years ago & don't
the Canadian guys love it!
One day Dreaming on a Whistler Mountain lift getting ready for another great
snowboading run the ever searching mind of mine came up with this rippa.
That lady just to the left Sexy Sexy Sonja Good On Ya is definitely one of the
best Cwoc's around. For SSSonja & more of the very best Cwoc's Click
here Enjoy !" Myk Aussie
Word #2 Cwoa's Cwoa's
Cool Women Of America.
Word #3 Awoc's
Alcohol Women Of Canada.
Word #4 Awoa's
Alcohol Women Of America.
Myk's Word #5 UCPWETPSK
means to the
an opinion yes but relax you crazy UCPWETPSK
& enjoy life without knocking people so much.
To the Aussies that unfortunately fall into this group I'm going to say this.
Hats are big in Canada & the US & my Aussie Hat kicks major Fanny over
Norman is a champ and always will be." Myk Aussie